He says it’s a golf course
“Ahoy there, young James!” said the clear voice on the phone. I was confused. It sounded exactly like Lord Foolish, but it was, as I said, clear. The most charitable way to describe his phone service might be problematic. When it works at all, it’s usually because I’ve gone up to the Castle and twisted two wires together. This time, it sounded as if he was calling from the next room.
“This is a gag, right, Dippy?” I asked. “You’ve secretly snuck down here and are actually calling from the next room?” As