Giants lose so horribly that your dad's football-score jokes don't work

In Friday night’s game, a battered prodigal son got the big home run, the slow-footed superstar used his feat to steal home in front of everyone except the official scorer, and a beleaguered starting pitcher set about proving his worth once again. There were a couple of twists and turns, but for the most part, it was an eminently enjoyable Giants game.

In Saturday night’s game, all of that stuff happened, but for the other team. More or less. Instead of Buster Posey quasi-stealing home, the White Sox had a player hit for the cycle for the first time since